Silly Things Vegetarians Hear

I could never be vegetarian. I'd get sick of eating pasta all the time!
I could never be vegetarian. I'd get sick of eating salad all the time!
Oh, but we decided on a seafood restaurant because we thought you ate fish.
What did you say gelatin was made of? You're joking.
Um, then I shouldn't order meat for my own dinner, should I?
Aren't you worried that you don't get enough protein?
Aren't you worried that you don't get enough iron?
Can't you just pick out the bits of meat in (insert name of dish here) and eat the rest of it?
Hey, you know that has meat in it, right? ... Just kidding!
Gravy for your mashed potatoes?
You should feel bad about the pain and suffering you're causing all those plants you're eating.
(After being informed that rendered cattle are ingredients in cattle feed) Yeah, it's good for 'em!
Well, here, all vegetarians eat chicken and fish, too.