Friendzapper RIP

<title>Friendzapper RIP</title>
<h1 align="center">Friendzapper RIP</h1>
It was cute, but it depended on some third-party stuff that isn't available 
in a working form at the moment, and contrary to popular belief I have
better things to do. Alas. So that's that for now. Thanks to all for playing.
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Hey, I could rewrite it in pure JavaScript... PURE JAVASCRIPT!!@ THE
POTION IS GIVING ME THE STRENGTH OF TWENTY MEN!@#!@!! Sorry, just a little
mad scientist moment there.