Les Bizarrables

By Brian "Ferret" Rapp

Think With Me


PROUVAIL:
Think with me of bobs gone by.
Drink with me the Gooleybrew.

DOMINOUSSE:
Here's to fit ol' girls
Who hounded the jocks.

L'EGLI:
Here's to little girls
Who mounted the rocks!

TINC:
Here's to them
And to He Who...

CORPERAQUE:
Think with me of bobs gone by.
Can you see the star-crossed sky?
Will the froup remember you as you are?
Did they glimpse the trace of your falling star?
Do they laugh, or do they sigh?

MEN:
Think with me
Of bobs
Gone by.
Of the dreams
We chanced
To see.
Let the kine of yerking ever be orked!
Here's to then
And to
t.b

WOMEN:
Think with me
Of bobs
Gone by.
Of the dreams
We chanced
To see.
Let the swine unlurking ever be porked!
Here's to then
And to
t.b

BLAIRIUS:
Shall they hold their manhoods cheap
Who failed to bob on Pontian's day?
Life without USENET means nothing at all!
Who would steep USENET in Blairius-gall?
Who would keep USENET at bay?

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