Les Bizarrables
Bitter People
JAFERRE:
I've kibozed their little plans!
They're building a Billbill Device!
They intend to weird us out
And make us flee to t.b.nice!
Confiscate our gorse!
Hit us with their mice!
GAJOSHE: Nein!
Good evening, Herr Detektiv!
Guten Abend, mein Herr!
I know this man, my friends.
His name's Detektiv Jaferre!
He'd disbelieve a burning bush to spite the Maquis.
This only goes to show how bitter people can be.
And bitter people know
When bitter people write
Our hearts, they may be heavy,
But our hands are light!
So never knock a Doc
Who hasn't got a beard.
His life is quite alarming,
And his prose is feared.
So you'd better run for cover
When the Doc gets weird!