Les Bizarrables
Condensation
JAFERRE:
Calgon, at last! It's taking me away!
Valsean! Oh, drat! I'll get no bath today!
VALSEAN:
Before you say another word, Jaferre,
Before you drain your bubbles away again,
Listen to me. There is something I must say.
This woman leaves behind a suffering file.
There is none but me who can supersede.
In Circe's name, 3 megs are all I need!
Then I'll compress, I pledge my word!
Then I'll compress...
JAFERRE:
You just make me sad!
I've traced your code begin to end.
Your subscripts are out of range.
Arrays such as you...
VALSEAN:
Believe of me what you will.
There is a quota that I'm sworn to fill.
You know nothing of my files.
All I did was cut and paste.
You know nothing of the words.
You would sooner kill my thread.
But not before I get this download done.
I am warning you, Jaferre!
I'm more strongly typed by far.
There are powers of e yet.
My trace has not yet run!
I am warning you, Jaferre!
There's no money in wetware!
If I have to kill dash 9,
I'll kill your process 1!
JAFERRE:
Men like you are never strange.
Men like you cannot derange.
No, Stat Tam U Ed U.
My duty's to the froup!
You have no wits!
Off with thee, Stat Tam U Ed U.
Now the leaves have turned to brown.
Sean Valsean is going down.
Dare you talk to me of rhyme,
And the words you had to say?
Every man is born a newt.
Every newt must learn his way.
You know nothing of Jaferre!
I was born in Havre de Grace.
I grew up with chums like you.
I like peanut butter too!
VALSEAN:
And this I swear to you tonight...
JAFERRE:
This is no place for you to write.
VALSEAN:
Your child shall live within my core.
JAFERRE:
Wherever you may find a site.
VALSEAN:
And I will archive her at night.
VALSEAN & JAFERRE:
This, I swear to you, I won't ignore!
" Rapp