Les Bizarrables
Friday Morn
VALSEAN:
Friday morn!
They'll all expect the very best of me.
From Philadelphia to Calgary.
And those who think that I'm a jerk
Will surely flame my shoddy work
Friday morn!
BLAIRIUS:
I did not know until today.
How can a person be illegal?
VALSEAN:
Friday morn.
BLAIRIUS
& LAURETTE:
I'm just a serf upon the Net.
And yet with you my life is regal!
AYONS-MINE:
Friday morn will be the same.
BLAIRIUS
& LAURETTE:
Will we live until the end?
AYONS-MINE:
Friday morn I'll still be single.
BLAIRIUS
& LAURETTE:
I've been gabbing with the crew.
AYONS-MINE:
All my life I've played the game.
BLAIRIUS
& LAURETTE:
It gets scary in Act II.
AYONS-MINE:
But I'm sick of all the rules!
STARCAPRA:
Friday morn it's do or die!
BLAIRIUS:
Do I try to save my girl?
STARCAPRA:
With our serenades of strangeness!
BLAIRIUS:
Shall I join my brothers' song?
STARCAPRA:
When our posts begin to fly.
BLAIRIUS:
Has it really been so long?
STARCAPRA:
Will you write your best with me?
T.B:
The time is soon. The day is near!
VALSEAN:
Friday morn!
JAFERRE:
Friday morn is Fail To Suck Day.
But they'll fail to fail to suck.
They'll be giddy with excitement.
They will fill the froup with muck!
VALSEAN:
Friday morn.
WIZARDIER:
Spam the little ducks.
Catch 'em in a con.
Make a lotta bucks here on the Infobahn!
Here's some Skinny Dip.
There's Make.Money.Fast.
Use a free account because it sure won't last!
TINC:
Friday morn we'll all be singing.
Let the words of weirdness fly!
Every voice will raise the song.
Every voice will raise the song!
There are new words to be flinging.
There are new words to be flung!
Do you fear the feeble throng?
BLAIRIUS:
My place is here.
I write with you!
VALSEAN:
Friday morn!
BLAIRIUS
& LAURETTE:
I did not know until today.
How can a person be illegal?
JAFERRE:
I will join these people's heroes.
I'll pretend to be their pal.
I will infiltrate their order.
I'll unbalance their cabal.
AYONS-MINE:
Friday morn will be the same.
VALSEAN:
Friday morn.
BLAIRIUS
& LAURETTE:
I'm just a serf upon the Net.
And yet with you my life is regal.
JAFERRE:
Friday morn is Fail To Suck Day.
But they'll fail to fail to suck.
They'll be giddy with excitement.
WIZARDIER:
Spam the little ducks.
Catch 'em in a con.
Make a lotta bucks here on the Infobahn!
VALSEAN:
December first's not far away.
December first is judgment day.
December first is judgment day.
ALL:
December first we'll cover pages
As our calendars are torn.
Friday dawn.
Vendredi.
Friday morn!
" Rapp