Les Bizarrables
Valsean Arrested / Valsean Forgiven
NET.COPS:
Tell His Holiness your story.
Let us see if he's amused.
You've just stumbled in from BITNET.
You've unjustly been abused.
And then sensing some great promise
In your sense of the absurd,
You maintain he made a present
Of this plot line...
POPE CLIFTON:
Take his word.
But, my friend, you left so quickly,
With your packing incomplete,
You forgot I gave these quatloos
To get you back on your feet.
So, Messieurs, you may release him,
For this man has spoken true.
I commend you for your duty,
And Bob's blessing go with you.
But remember this, young adept.
See in this a stroke of luck.
You should use this precious plot line
As you try to fail to suck.
By the witness of the Old Ones,
By the Bobs both near and far,
Talk.bizarre shall be your home now.
So your talk shall be bizarre.
" Rapp