Les Bizarrables
Eunesix Attack
M. WIZARDIER:
This is his nest, where the old bird comes to roost.
It's full of knickknacks to nick,
Bright baubles for me to boost!
I smell profit here!
Ten years ago, he reassembled a GIF.
I'll sue for millions of 'loos!
It's time we settled this tiff!
This'll cost him dear!
BOUTON:
... trading in fear ...
... shameful largess ...
... patently clear ...
... licentiousness ...
M. WIZARDIER:
Pipe to /dev/null!
See if I care!
BOUTON:
... grossly unfair ...
M. WIZARDIER:
Who is this gypsy?
HAMLET:
No, no, that's Ayons-mine!
Don't you know your net.babes?
She will certainly thwart you!
M. WIZARDIER:
Ayons-mine, ma cherie!
Let me show you my briefs!
I would happily court you!
AYONS-MINE:
I know this site, I tell you!
There's nothing here for you!
Just the old man and his GIF.
They live solitary lives.
M. WIZARDIER:
What have we here?
You've got some balls!
Take care, young miss,
You're hardly royalty.
BOUTON:
... Great Microsoft ...
VAQUESOUS:
Her duty calls.
DOMINOUSSE:
Go, Ayons-mine!
Show his disloyalty!
AYONS-MINE:
I'm gonna squeal!
I'm gonna warn the Net!
M. WIZARDIER:
One little post,
And you'll have nothing but regret.
VAQUESOUS:
I'm such a voyeur.
This is what I live for,
To see the Net and this lawyer
Have an anvil-size war!
BOUTON:
... such profound ballyhoo ...
AYONS-MINE:
Well I told you I'd do it.
Told you I'd do it.
(modem sfx):
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
M. WIZARDIER:
You wait, my dear!
You'll rue this day!
I'll sue your rear!
You're gonna pay!
(aside)
Not you fine folks.
Freeware is fine!
Fine for the use
Of our design!
BLAIRIUS:
Thanks to your post,
They will think twice!
Gosh, Ayons-mine,
You're just so nice!
Dearest Laurette,
My friend 'Yons-mine
Brought me to you,
Gave me advice.
Oh, here it comes!
End of the scene!
Oh, here it comes!
" Rapp