Les Bizarrables
Turn 'Round
BUGGERS:
Turn 'round, and see the buggers at your back.
Turn 'round, and flee, or sate us if you can.
Turn 'round, and see a great voracious crack.
Turn 'round, and gaze upon your biggest fan.
GAJOSHE:
How do you do? My name's Gajoshe.
These ornery people just complain.
Not much around here's worthy nosh.
Nothing to feed a hungry brain.
This is my school, my university,
Here 'neath the slope of Mount Rainier.
Here one can scope the great diversity.
Mega-cafes and micro-beer!
Think your mind's tweaked as mine?
Fall in line! Fall in line!
BUGGERS:
Turn 'round, and flee, or sate us if you can.
Turn 'round, and gaze upon your biggest fan.
OLD HACKER:
Where do ya think you're at?
Hangin' 'round my (splat)!
If you're new around here, girl,
You've got a lot to learn.
YOUNG HACKER:
Listen, you old Bat!
Crazy bloody Lich!
Least I give my customers some pleasure in return.
OLD HACKER:
I know what you give!
Give 'em all the (hat)!
Feed 'em a confusion (bang)!
They won't know where they're at!
BLIMP:
Leave the poor old Drow!
Move it, Madeleine!
She used to be much better,
Till Nethack got to her brain!
BUGGERS:
When ya gonna write?
When ya gonna post?
Just because you're ancient doesn't mean you get to coast.
Gotta post, gotta post, gotta post...
STARCAPRA:
Where are the leaders of the froup?
Where's the cabal (which is not here)?
BLAIRIUS:
Only one man -- and that's Saint Mark. --
Shelters the muse we all revere!
BUGGERS:
Something fresh and pure!
Not another flame!
Something to assure us you're deserving of your fame...
MERKIN:
In the home of the brave.
BUGGERS:
Of the brave, of the brave, of the brave...
BLAIRIUS:
Saint Markian's muse is fading fast!
Won't last the week, or so they say!
STARCAPRA:
With all the twangers in this band,
How long before they start to play?
Before we get the urge to harmonize?
Before the serenades arise?
BUGGERS:
Turn 'round, and flee, or sate us if you can.
Turn 'round, and gaze upon your biggest fan.
" Rapp