Les Bizarrables
The Wizardiers' Faults of Lechery
M. WIZARDIER:
What to do? What to say?
Shall you take all our pleasure away?
What a kid! Vive la diff!
Void of boobies is our little GIF!
Not a hair on her yet.
Let's not haggle for darling . . . Laurette.
Dear Dauntine, gone for good!
Have we cared for her file as we should?
Shared our heap. Shared our stack.
Treated her like the source code for hack!
Like the Source, Monsieur!
VALSEAN:
Your feelings are repellent, sir.
And as a pander, I should know.
Let us not talk of porno, or kids, or cops!
And I will pay a K-'loo, tops!
MME WIZARDIER:
That would be quite enough,
If our treatment had not been so rough.
Our dear pix took some licks.
Monitors are expensive to fix!
Not that we begrudged a 'loo.
'Twas no more than a mishap or two.
VALSEAN:
No more talk of your vice.
Fifteen hundred will surely suffice!
Get Laurette. Type in 'bye'.
Now please va te faire foutre and die!
Thank you both for Laurette.
With some luck she may live to forget.
" Rapp