Les Bizarrables
Newsfroup on the Net
LAURETTE:
There is a newsfroup on the Net.
I like to flame each chance I get.
Nobody there has licked me yet.
Not in my newsfroup on the Net.
There is a froup that's full of newts.
There are a hundred mewling twinks.
Nobody dares get me upset.
Not in my newsfroup on the Net.
There is a lady all in black,
Holds me and ports me piggyback.
She's nice to see, and she's awfully bright.
She says: "Laurette, I'll unpack you tonight."
I know a place where no one's dense.
I know a place where no one myres.
Whimbling at all is not cricket.
Not in my newsfroup on the Net.
" Rapp