Les Bizarrables
Jerk Song
CASCADE GANG:
> Sit down, sit down!
> Please press the 'u' key now!
It's brown, it's brown!
He's messed the spooky chow!
> You don't belong!
> Now take a flying leap!
Who won't be gonged?
How make a vi-ing beep?
> You risk the wrath of dread
> HWRNMNBSOL!
Too brisk the bath of lead
Burned in this hall!
> We're filled with hate
> And loathing just for you!
Beer spilled, fish bait
And clothing lust for two!
> All of t.b
> Despises thee,
> Sac of pus!
> Look, ho! We're saved!
> It's Patrick with a pike!
"Crook, go!" he raved,
His hat tipped statesmanlike.
> That's it! Expect
> An anvil with your name!
Pat's wit deflects
Such cavil just the same.
JAFERRE:
Now bring me prisoner Stat Tam U Ed U!
Your time is up, and you've got work to do!
You know what that means...
VALSEAN:
Yes, I'm an oldbie!
JAFERRE:
NO! It means you get your red X Industries badge!
You are a thief!
VALSEAN:
I stole a single line!
JAFERRE:
You robbed a post!
VALSEAN:
I quoted someone's text!
My muse's union was set to strike
And we were Yarving!
JAFERRE:
You will Yarve again!
Unless you learn the meaning of the words!
VALSEAN:
I know the meaning of those 19 years
A slave of the words!
JAFERRE:
Five years upon the net!
Though K through 12 were nasty, too.
Yes, Stat Tam U Ed U...
VALSEAN:
My name is Sean Valsean!
JAFERRE:
And I am Jaferre!
Do not forget my name.
Do not forget me,
Stat Tam U Ed U...
" Rapp